Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Funniest Comment Ever

To start off the day I like to read a good patriotic American blog about the coming Glorious Christian Cultral Revolution. The blog of course is Jesus' General where every good soldier can go to learn of the insidous Liberalist-Roaders. Anyway I found one of the funniest comments I've ever read by a Colonel Custard. It was concerning the rabidly racist pro-Israel Little Green Footballs weblog. Here is the comment in full:

Sir, General, Sir!

I have it on good authority from an LGF defector that the origin of the name "Little Green Footballs" is indeed, based on none other than the object which LGFers use in their "rectal insertion festivals" at those infamous LGF anal orgies on Saturday nights in their members' mothers' basements. In fact, as my contact has further explained, LGF's original name was BRBB (Big Red Bowling Balls), a reflection of their initial predilection in rectal object-insertion. However, after numerous fatalities among their membership, as well as widespread anal sphincter damage and many, ahem, embarrassing incidents that so many 40-something LGFers had to explain to their mothers who entered the basement at "inconvenient times", the BRBBers decided that they had to compromise on their favorite objects of posterior insertional ecstasy and settled on the Little Green Football. The rest, as they say, is history.

To keep their amazing tradition of Saturday night anal orgies a secret, however, the LGFers had to concoct a front. And that front became none other than that glorious collection of drool and flatulence that LGF has become-- a site dripping with homophobia, hatred of Europeans, especially those dastardly French, and of course an abiding, genocidal hatred of Ay-rabs and brown people the world over. In fact, my contact has informed me that LGFers are constantly trying to "up the ante" in the genocidalness of their hatred of brown people, with each new advance in genocidal rhetoric bringing the members to the next level of insertional ecstasy on their secret Saturday night anal orgies. I say, general, that 'tis quite an honor for you to be so high in the thoughts of such a distinguished group of people. This is the Colonel, over and out!



There LGFers secrets are finally unveiled. Big Red Bowling Balls I guess it could make sense. Anyway seems like a big day today, I think I may post later on the new Pope Benedict XVI, Oklahoma City bombing and Waco. But I really gots to do my HTML project- my last work of the year so we'll see.

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Your right, that is one of the General Jesus posts yet! Good luck on the HTML project; don't you just love computer science courses? So the new Pope's a German, I didn't think it was going to be him as I thought he was just a little too conservative. Oh well, what else is new...

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